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Friday, August 11, 2006

I didn't do my homework because...

* I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

* Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from freezing.

* I'm not at liberty to say why.

*It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.

* I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy. [my favorite!]

* My mom used it as a dryer sheet.

* I felt it wasn't challenging enough.

* My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.

* I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

* I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.

5 comments:

  1. My dear, you shall end up just like your sister. Thus I prophesy.

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  2. I like the rally one. I think I may try it some day. :D

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  3. I didn't want to.

    You never assigned it... did you?

    I caught the 24 hour Ebola virus.

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  4. Sorry, my recent blog entry wasn't meant to be mean... I thought it was kind of funny, especially if you knew my grandfather. :)

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  5. Hee hee. Actually, I thought it was funny.

    But I didn't realize that your grandfather was married to my grandmother. ;-)

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