A thought. See, because we ingest so many complex food chemicals and steroids every day (usually about 2500 calories' worth per day than we need), the divinely inspired design of our soft palate is gradually deteriorating. For example, the "g" sounded at the end of gerunds (i.e. walking, sneezing, inventing) had been lost so widely across American society that we will soon cease to include it in our written speech. The same has already happened with the dropped "e," as in "shoppe."
This post brought to you by Joe Shirley. Thanks for the idea, man.